Mark My Words, I Might Be Something Someday

This collects seven stories:

1. "Mark My Words, I Might Be Something Someday", about a conversation that doesn't go well
2. "Late Night In Deerhoof", about a singing moose
3. "Thorny Questions", about two siblings that have a hard time talking
4. "The Fly", about a fly
5. "Consumptive", about the sexual madness of the rich
6. "Blacktop", about driving
7. "Affection Training", about masks

If you enjoy these stories, please let me know at @fuckinalpamare.